Hilariously Serious.

We're all set to riot
Buy a gun
Before you lose your Second Amendment
Buy a gun

They'll burn you out like in Waco
They'll stick your ass in a camp
Jack-booted cops in riot-gear gonna

Kick your ass and laugh
A Revolution is on it's way
Better lock and load your AK

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Before you wish you bought a gun
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Before you wish you bought a gun

We're all set to riot
Buy a gun

Before you lose your Second Amendment
Buy a gun

They gave your money to the banksters
They stole your pension funds
It's time that we took to the streets
It's time we had our turn
A Revolution is on it's way
And the Founding Fathers would say

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You got a riot in the streets
Revolution's not clean and neat
You got a riot in the streets
Revolution's not clean and neat
You gotta drag 'em through the streets
Tar and feathers are pretty neat

You gotta drag 'em through the streets
Hang 'em all up by their feet

We're all set to riot
Buy a gun
Before you lose your Second Amendment
Buy a gun

Martial law is coming soon
To a small town close to you
Blackwater's gonna police the streets

And they'll kill whoever they choose
A Revolution is on it's way
You better do what patriots do

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Before you wish you bought a gun
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Before you wish you bought a gun